New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
