Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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