So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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