Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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