C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Where is the hickey?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i will never coherently bang her
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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