i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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