I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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