so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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