I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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