idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
how does that bad decision feel?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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