sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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