Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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