Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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