If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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