ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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