Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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