You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I will pee on everything he values.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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