i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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