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So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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