I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Your tits are I can't wait for
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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