i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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