I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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