he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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