Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
