so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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