You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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