How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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