i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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