Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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