How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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