my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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