Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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