i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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