um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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