She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I understand Curling. That high.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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