I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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