CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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