Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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