apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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