I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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