hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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