I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
