I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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