he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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