It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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