reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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