i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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