Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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