How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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