question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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