Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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