Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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