dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
