aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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