when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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