Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
