I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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