A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Green mimosas i think yes
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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