you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Randomize