absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
